Hello my little man puppets,

I know you have been dying to read all about my fabulous life, but I have been too busy to share everything. I meant to post sooner… I was busy having way too much fun. I’m sure your wank fest just wasn’t the same… Too bad for that wimpy little think you call a dick!

My birthday was fabulous. (Just because I know some of you window lickers are were wondering how it went.) The presents, cash, clubs, dinners, parties, sex and cake rocked! I know your sex life sucks, so I just had to rub it in… My friends were great, and some of my slaves really went out of their way to impress. I started early, and I still haven’t really stopped. Not that I need an excuse to go out and enjoy myself at your expense.

I have even been too busy to sign into Niteflirt. Stop crying to call! I know you miss me… I know you need me… I know you can’t live without me, but a little denial never killed anyone. All of you will be right here waiting for me whenever I return… You should be happy to know that I plan on staying in tonight, relaxing, turning the phones on, and having a few drinks. Although, you will be having more drinks than I. It should be a fun little night getting you fucked up. You can pretend you are at my birthday party doing everything and anything to be entertaining for me and my friends!

Anyways, I am going to start my night of relaxation off with a bubble bath and Survivor.

Get your booze and credit cards ready for our fun night of forced intoxication!