Hello my little man puppets,

I know you have been dying to read all about my fabulous life, but I have been too busy to share everything. I meant to post sooner… I was busy having way too much fun. I’m sure your wank fest just wasn’t the same… Too bad for that wimpy little think you call a dick!

My birthday was fabulous. (Just because I know some of you window lickers are were wondering how it went.) The presents, cash, clubs, dinners, parties, sex and cake rocked! I know your sex life sucks, so I just had to rub it in… My friends were great, and some of my slaves really went out of their way to impress. I started early, and I still haven’t really stopped. Not that I need an excuse to go out and enjoy myself at your expense.

I have even been too busy to sign into Niteflirt. Stop crying to call! I know you miss me… I know you need me… I know you can’t live without me, but a little denial never killed anyone. All of you will be right here waiting for me whenever I return… You should be happy to know that I plan on staying in tonight, relaxing, turning the phones on, and having a few drinks. Although, you will be having more drinks than I. It should be a fun little night getting you fucked up. You can pretend you are at my birthday party doing everything and anything to be entertaining for me and my friends!

Anyways, I am going to start my night of relaxation off with a bubble bath and Survivor.

Get your booze and credit cards ready for our fun night of forced intoxication!

Friday the 13th is upon us. Time to screw yourself over. It will be better to get it over with. Go tribute and then call me, and don’t be a cheap little bitch. Let’s see how long you can last!

Whoever racks up the most minutes will earn a special reward. A wallpaper for your computer or shrine, that no one else has! Poor moneyslave monkey was right, his luck today is cursed. By me! He will be unable to participate in this competition. I have plans for his My credit card.)

Unlike some, I am having a fabulous day. Being the evil spoiled goddess that I am, I have got many evil deeds accomplished. Perfect timing! There are a few more up my silk pajama sleeve! I am too busy for most of you window licker’s, as usual. If you aren’t in my world, you must sit and wait patiently for anything I choose to share with you. I am not really interested in posting all the details of my busy fabulous life right now. 1. There is just too much to update on. 2. There is a big comfy blanket and scary movie calling my name. I might even have a little snooze. You better call and keep me awake.

If you are an idiot calling after I have already fallen asleep, then I expect a huge tribute when I wake up! If I am feeling generous later this evening I will post again.

Positive vibes for my superstitious friends. And boy’s your only savior is to pay me off. Otherwise consider your luck today shot!

Too tired to post tonight, and all I am going to say about this is HA HA.