Hello my little man puppets,

I know you have been dying to read all about my fabulous life, but I have been too busy to share everything. I meant to post sooner… I was busy having way too much fun. I’m sure your wank fest just wasn’t the same… Too bad for that wimpy little think you call a dick!

My birthday was fabulous. (Just because I know some of you window lickers are were wondering how it went.) The presents, cash, clubs, dinners, parties, sex and cake rocked! I know your sex life sucks, so I just had to rub it in… My friends were great, and some of my slaves really went out of their way to impress. I started early, and I still haven’t really stopped. Not that I need an excuse to go out and enjoy myself at your expense.

I have even been too busy to sign into Niteflirt. Stop crying to call! I know you miss me… I know you need me… I know you can’t live without me, but a little denial never killed anyone. All of you will be right here waiting for me whenever I return… You should be happy to know that I plan on staying in tonight, relaxing, turning the phones on, and having a few drinks. Although, you will be having more drinks than I. It should be a fun little night getting you fucked up. You can pretend you are at my birthday party doing everything and anything to be entertaining for me and my friends!

Anyways, I am going to start my night of relaxation off with a bubble bath and Survivor.

Get your booze and credit cards ready for our fun night of forced intoxication!

This loser doesn’t deserve a name. He was fortunate enough to catch me online early Friday morning. Nameless is one of the biggest losers alive. He can’t afford to serve me properly, so I make him save up for our online sessions instead. He has to work extra hard. I just ignore him when he can not satisfy me and chastise him for not saving his pathetic piggy dollars. I’ve been teaching him the ways of my world. If I don’t get my way, you don’t exist. There are no other options.

Anyways, I like getting him fucked up every now and then. I decided to share some of my favorite funny moments from our latest session. Click the link below to read more.
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I played this song one night in chat, and moneyslave monkey complained that he hated it. Big mistake! I decided that he should make a tribute video to the song and lip sync along to the lyrics. Hilarious or horrifying? Who cares. I am laughing. Good job on the entertainment value pet.

So, at my request, moneyslave monkey performs.

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
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