I played this song one night in chat, and moneyslave monkey complained that he hated it. Big mistake! I decided that he should make a tribute video to the song and lip sync along to the lyrics. Hilarious or horrifying? Who cares. I am laughing. Good job on the entertainment value pet.
So, at my request, moneyslave monkey performs.
Lyrics:
Gillette - Short Dick Men
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t (4x)
Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want no short dick man
What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I’ve ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don’t want,Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man (2x)
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want
Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want, (4x)
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Isn’t that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want,Don’t want,
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Iny wee(x15)
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I’ve ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Don’t want no short dick man (4x)
Monkey’s Youtube: http://youtube.com/user/MoneyslaveMonkey
Tags: moneyslave monkey short dick man goddess annika
LMFAO I'm not sure which is funnier yet. Your nature channel porn, or having to earn back all those precious moments!
Guess it's not our little secret anymore. 
Date Posted:June 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 pm
thank you for posting this Goddess Annika, I have learned my lesson. I should keep stupid comments to myself in the future
Date Posted:June 3rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Awe. I am sure you will try, but you just can’t help yourself when it comes to entertaining me pet!
Date Posted:June 3rd, 2008 at 11:12 pm
too true!
Date Posted:June 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Date Posted:June 4th, 2008 at 10:31 am
yes you do!
Date Posted:June 6th, 2008 at 2:46 am
omfg!!! that was sooooo funny. i love when the spineless just do what u say. my girlfriends and i just split a gut. what a good pet but what a loser too! ha ha ha ha!!!
J
Date Posted:June 7th, 2008 at 8:31 am
monkey would like to take this opportunity to thank you and your gfs for taking the time to laugh at me
Date Posted:June 8th, 2008 at 12:18 am
haha I love it when pathetic males humiliate themselves for Our entertainment, it is truly their only purpose in this world! Little dicks belong in panties!!
Date Posted:June 8th, 2008 at 12:51 am
;)) Monkey used to be just some pathetic male, but that was before I took him on collar and lead. Now he is being fine tuned to being the best submissive he can be.
Date Posted:June 8th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Glad the girls got a laugh out of it.
Monkey would have loved to add that he is not spineless, but I quickly corrected him. He is spineless when it comes to me, and that is how he is trained to be. So, rather than defending himself I made him thank you for the comments!
Date Posted:June 8th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Ahahahaha that is great! I needed that laugh, thanks for sharing!
Date Posted:June 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am
monkey is honored to have been collared by you Goddess Annika and taken under your wing. I continue to work hard each day to please you and I cannot imagine being in any better place because there is no better place than at your feet <3
Date Posted:June 9th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
LOL that is too funny, I don’t want no short dicked man, just his money and his dignity!
Date Posted:June 10th, 2008 at 11:29 am
LOL! Goddess Annika, I love the way you make monkey humiliate himself for your pleasure. He truly is a monkey on chain.
Date Posted:June 17th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
[...] got this at Goddess Annika’s site and it made me laugh out loud, so thought I’d [...]
Date Posted:June 17th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Love it! I’ve linked it in my blog as it made me laugh out loud! x